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certifiably Roger W. Former's avatar

Obviously, the toys could gather evidence of parental abuse and call the police.

In fact, the robots could invent the evidence. Why not?

People would believe it. Why not?

We could read in the packaging: "This "Barbie Che" doll comes with full-auto socialism enabled by default, by using this toy you consent to the terms and conditions".

In more optimistic news from the sphere of potentialities, maybe parents discover they can make toys for the children. Like paper dolls, or sewn dolls, or knitted dolls, or dolls made with clay. There are many possibilities. If the parents really need the thrill of a potential fire, they can leave a box of matches and a bottle of rubbing alcohol near the doll, and leave the room. In a few minutes, the kid will figure out how irresponsible his parents are. For an electric fire, just leave a fork near an electric outlet, and some kind of synthetic fiber fabric that catch fire easily, like acetate or gauze, similar to what is normally found in the dresses of dolls, btw.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUBLISHING THIS!

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